January 2011
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Do you hate it when you go to drink coffee and it tastes like ham? Does that happen to anyone else? Does it totally ruin ham for the day for you?
In semi-related news, I am tackling a big file today. I am going to organize said big file but my god is it enormous. I swear I heard it gurgle some kind of provocation at me.
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Will you still love me if I turn into a big computer nerd?
I’ll love you no matter what you turn into
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Cracked Tile Kitchen Floor
On a mission to learn programming, computer science, IT, web design…
Honestly, I don’t know the nuances of any of these institutions or even, specifically, words.
So in the interest of working ass backwards, the most easily accessible strategy, I’m going to find the job description for a job, take the skills section, and find out what in the hell each one of those magic potion...
“It wasn’t until I started reading and found books they wouldn’t let us read in...”
– John Waters (via thechocolatebrigade)
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Reasons I Didn't Make This Excel Spreadsheet...
- I don’t know any of this math
- I don’t know the correlation between watts and volts (there might not be one)
- There might not be a correlation between watts and volts (that messes EVERYTHING UP)
- I don’t know what does or does not get taxed
- I’m constantly distracted by the temptation to put the line item “hookers” in the company cost section
- I...
Things that are oddly equal parts cute and terrible to me:
The word, or gaping chasm of what takes the breath and mental dexterity to launch what should be a word but instead is: “webinar”
The exact moment on the phone when a caller gets frustrated when I say the person they are requesting that I put them them in touch with is not in the office, even though they could not...