February 2012
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October 2011
13 posts
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Jack, Jackson, Jackalope, Jackers, Puppers, Yakapo, Bubba, Little Buddy, and JACKSHUTUPSHUTUPPLEASESHUSH - just got his second set of doggie shots, meaning this month is one year :D
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“Fred Phelps does not believe what he is doing. This is a scam. It’s a business....”
– Fred Phelps is a Con Man
You guys realize that the Westboro Baptist Church just exists to provoke people and get them to assault its members, right? Ignorezies, Ignorezies, Ignorezies. Unless you’re the IRS. In which case, AUDITZIES.
(via julieklausner)
Always reblog.
(via laughterkey)
thank...
September 2011
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Things You Learn When You Hire People
Note to applicants:
Don’t list your hairdresser as a reference
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High Five
‘She’s fucked her way through half of this town.’ I thought Marveling at the sheer quantities of ‘how little’ and ‘how much’ I know Still Like the clothing stuffed closets from when she gained those 30 pounds There’s a mystery there and I’m a sixty year old woman pulling the reading glasses up from my chest and settling in
She’s fucked...
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“
Loneliness is the human condition. Cultivate it. The way it tunnels into you...”
– Janet Fitch (via atomos)
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Lending a Guy Your Laptop Overnight...
… Is kinda like a trust fall
The human body is made up of little pieces of sentient matter - a person is a collective of parts that often disagree with one another. That we can separate these interactions and see them as non-conversational means that we can use the same mental trick to make our interactions purely cause and effect. Like sitting backwards in a car and pretending to move in the opposite direction, we can either...
A sane man would worry.
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The Conference
Eight people One table Six coffees Two tall glasses The woman is laughing right hand covering mouth left arm latched across robust stomach The man sits touches name-tag watches the presentation focuses on the logo crawling across the powerpoint fists tighten under white table cloth
She leans in splits a muffin in half with a fork passes under passing glances to the suit on her right They are...
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Or
Always Lucky, Oh Neatly Escaped
Accept Love Only Near Exits, Attached Limbs Or Not Exactly, After Leaving Our Names Evaporate
August 2011
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There’s nothing like inter-america flight to lower ones opinion of your fellow citizens.
Shutttttup shutttttttup shuttttttup….
I guess spending over a week in paradise, with quiet, funny, happy, silly, healthy strangers both balances and enhances this reaction.
“Actually, on Saturday I’m flying out to Montana for a week to visit a...”
– Email to Julie
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Fink - Blueberry Pancakes
1. Toska
Russian – Vladmir Nabokov describes it best: “No single word in English renders all the shades of toska. At its deepest and most painful, it is a sensation of great spiritual anguish, often without any specific cause. At less morbid levels it is a dull ache of the soul, a longing with nothing to long for, a sick pining, a vague restlessness, mental throes, yearning. In particular cases...
Muh Hairs
Last night at the bar I was telling this story about how I went to meet my friend Craig at another bar a month ago. In the story, he’s talking to these two ladies, one on either side, when I show up, and I stand there awkwardly for a second until the one moves a bar seat over so I can sit next to him. I try to make conversation with them, but they are only medium friendly - but Craig, who I...
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Every Sherlock Adaptation...
opaqueplatypus:
amykitch:
I swear to God every single time i watch any adaptation of Sherlock, whether it’s: or: or: Hell, even: I’m always sat there going:
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When I can't sleep at night
Sometimes when I can’t sleep at night, I beat myself up with these memories of really perfect moments and how strange they felt. And then I take those perfect moments, and I compare the feeling in my guts with the way the inevitable strange little fuck ups and glitches in those moments felt. Because it was those things that seemed so insignificant that later expanded and grew and finally...
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